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There is a “NOT Ghost” in my driveway!

Okay… Okay… I give up. I am a bad Canadian. I should not have written the piece yesterday. Specially should not have done that with my tongue in my cheek. I paid dearly for publishing that.

The Ghosts of Parliament have come to haunt me.

Deeply smug and satisfied, knowing that I had tried my best to expose the silly attitudes of my highly elected officials in the morning… I left the house for my daily activity of yesterday.

It was shortly after leaving the house that the first Ghost or Parliamentary spirits attacked. I was loading my vehicle with the last things for my presentations yesterday… and whamo! Crash! Slam! Ker Bango! Whacko. This thing was out of control.

Now you are poopooing what I am saying to you. “There are no Ghost or Spirits in our Federal Parliament and they certainly don’t attack poor Canadians – so far away from Ottawa!” is your strong feeling… right… I know I felt you feel that about my story.

Well then if there isn’t a Ghost or Spirit of Parliament… why did I end up on my back… but that was after I came down hard on a two wheel cart that I used to load my things. The cart was lying on its back with the heavy part sticking up… the handle part laying flat. And on the horrible way down my right buttock caught the full force of that sharp edge and nearly punctured my skin.

I was laying there with my breath gone… knocked completely out of me! My buttock hurt so bad I couldn’t call my wife for help. I had been kicked by a Parliamentary Horse… or Jackass… as the case may be.

This was not funny. This hurt and the oweee growing on my behind was throbbing. I had to bend over slowly to pick up the tool that the Ghost had used to hurt me. I nearly lost consciousness I am sure – and it is all the Government’s fault.

I strongly suspect that it is the Leader of the Official Opposition, Michael Ignatieff that did it. I had poked fun of his spittle laden rants… and mentioned the stupid PC TV ad that the Conservatives had been broadcasting. I know that Michael is not a happy camper.

But then it could be Harper’s cronies that had come after me. It could well have been a blue suited Ghost… they are the ones in power now…

I am not sure.

You are shaking your head by this point and wondering at my sanity I am sure. You think I am making this up. You think that I am lying through my teeth.

I am not I am just explaining what really happened. At least that is the way that I can tell it and explain away my really ugly fall that really happened at about 9:30 AM – February 16, 2011.

After all one of the Cabinet Minister yesterday yelled back at the reporters trying to get a straight answer… “All media lies…” then added as a parting shot… “The CBC lies…”

So if everyone lies… all media lies… and Bev Oda lies… and other parliamentarians lie… “Why shouldn’t I lie too?”

I mean it makes a great story. I fell… and the Ghosts of Parliament made me do it!

Everyone else is blaming someone else for something that they didn’t do because another person did that and I would never do such a thing but if I had my confession would be sufficient to cover whatever lie I might have produced accidentally when I made a stupid mistake stepping on that piece of ice below the light snow cover.

You bet I have rapidly lost respect for some of the dudes and dudettes that run our country.

If I call my MP he will simply tell me that he agrees with his Leader.

There is a strange Oda about it all. Can you smell it?

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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Resource
http://www.vancouversun.com/news/discredited+misleading+Parliament/4299609/story.html