Sound Cannons and Idiots

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Today’s Blog Post
Sound Cannons and Idiots

“Check, Check, Check…” followed by “Testing One, Two, Three…” is something almost everyone knows in the world of public gatherings using an amplifier and sound system. These words are used to help the sound man get the right balances and settings just right.

Often in certain settings you will find someone that doesn’t know exactly what they are doing… and the feed back will be a blast that no one will forget. Suddenly there is a screech that can set people jumping and quickly holding their ears because of the horrific scream that enters the room… actually not a scream but a very high pitched sound that is just plain horrible.

Should the sound man do it once he can be forgiven. If the idiot does it the second time he will get glares. If it happens the third time people leave the area until the stupid so and so gets the thing right. There is always angry people at this setting. Great way to set up a Church Service for the Love of Jesus to be spread around.

Now some really smart sound person… or one really turned off former church person probably invented this newest “weapon” that will be used today in Toronto. It is the Sound Cannon to help disperse the crowds that are intent on attacking the Summit area of the G20 meetings.

When these things are aimed at folk that are approaching a forbidden area the sound is almost sickening. Some have said that they feel upset stomachs and cannot hear after the blast.

There could be ear damage – big time!

Now there are some side things to consider. Should the typical lunk-head that drives his car up behind me with his speaker sound turned way up… so that I can hear his favourite tune in my car with the windows rolled up… be in that crowd - it will not affect him much. He will think it is good music. Wahooo! Go dude!

But should the persons in the Sound Cannon’s range have hearing aids in… they will likely die from the pain. Check this out with the Seniors in our church that complain when the music is too load. (Most are dead now so you might have a problem getting a witness in this area.)

The fact is that the ear splitting sound that is produced is unbearable is well know. Certain home protection systems use this method. It is said that the burglar will want to vomit before he steals anything.

The G20 Protestors will stand and take the Sound Cannon Shot and then sue the Police and Government for all its worth… because they cannot now hear anything correctly.

Today will be a very interesting day to say the least.

Have you ever wondered that the Protestors are the Idiots that are responsible for all the security issues around these kinds of meetings? All the extra money that is spent is because the people that are spoiled brats screaming and ranting because they don’t agree.

As a parent it was simple. When the kids did this… you simply gave them a time out.

Sound Cannons will do there job… but why not just take these dudes to a far away room and let them scream loudly?

Now the other thing that is good about these idiots doing their stuff… their actions have stirred the local economy – wherever they do their stuff by Billions of Dollars… some one gets paid these dollars to do this work. Getting paid is good. And an extra Billion dollars injected into Ontario’s economy is nothing but good for one weeks protesting!

Bring it on boys and girls… we love it. Plus seeing your ranting and weird faces on TV is better than good. The MMA fights that are banned in Ontario couldn’t touch the TV ratings that the idiots in the streets of Toronto are going to get. Wahooo!

I cannot wait for tonight’s news. Police 6 – Protestors 1… it will be better than FIFA stuff – and that is almost too exciting for words!

Does God care? Too funny! He is a patient parent. Last week he sent a Tornado and an Earth Quake to our area… now we are seeing the idiots come making more noise. We still don’t get it!

Bring it on… bring it on…

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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Source:
http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2010/06/25/g20-sound-cannon.html